Re: catch me up

From: olivestarlightorchestra <samoolives_at_yahoo.com_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Fri, 05 Jul 2002 00:25:04 -0000

--- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_y..., "toughslush" <meurtre_at_e...>
wrote:
> > anything of interest per discussion I have missed in this past
> month-
> > please send along-
>
> Hi, Sharose. Glad to see you here.
>
> Not too much to report--some discussion of whether to allow a
> nonprofit group to use the olive domain name (result: no).
>
> Lots of jokes that date back to the 70s/80s, I'm afraid--they would
> take a long time to explain.
>

Sharose: Ask John to tell you Olive history through jokes. He should
start with the Danny/Glen stories and work from there. He *MUST*
include timeless classics like "Chunks!" and "Bonga Bonga". And to
truly get the full Olive effect John should be somewhat sloshed off
vodka (to get the infamous horse laugh) and he should repeat the jokes
ad nauseam.

> It's strongly recommended that you set your membership so that
> you are checking mail here on the site, rather than getting it all
in
> your in-box (someone else has already fled in terror after getting
> too much olive spam).
>
> There will be a lot here that *does* allude to the past, I'm afraid.
> Lots of old jokes. JJT or I should be able to fill you in on most of
it
> (not all of which will be worth a damn).
>
> The short version: John's a vampire. Keith's a cipher. Dean's a
> wanna-be man-about-town, now living vicariously through this
> site. Mike's a troublemaker. I'm a bitch. Debbie's a dictator.
> Eadington is a peacemaker (but not a Colt revolver [also known
> by that name]). Coonsie strips and scans; Jon Mandel snaps the
> shutter. Margaret runs. Jen sings, and Joya's planning a big
> party. The Oisboids have merged, but won't admit it.
>

So I'm no longer a pervert? Just a wanna-be man-about-town? Heck, I
wanna be a man-about-Europe *AND* a pervert. Mike's not a
troublemaker; he's an eccentric ranter. And you forgot that Lenny's
a..uhh..OK, I don't know what the hell Lenny is but he is Lenny and
that's plenty for most folks. Eadington's not a peacemaker; he's an
enabler. Coonsie, strips, scans, and compiles. Debbie's not a
dictator; she's the Minister of Defense.

And, yes, Debbie and I have merged. At least three times by the
headcount of small critters 'round the dinner table.

> I think that just about covers it.
>
> --Joy

Oh oh oh - Sherose! Nice to meet your friends at John's. They are more
than welcome to come to our to-do on the 13th. Please feel free
to extend an invitation!

And so the Olives assimilate even more...Where's Jeri Ryan?
Ozzy
Received on 2002-07-04 17:25:06