Re: Splash down

From: toughslush <meurtre_at_earthlink.net_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Thu, 08 Aug 2002 06:31:21 -0000

--- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_y..., "drsjph" <sjph62_at_s...> wrote:
> Since this is my first post to the group I will begin on a positive
> note and congrtulate Lenny on his new adventure.
>
> Next, I plan to attend the party on the 24th of this month, after
> getting off work at about 6PM.

Hooray! I suspect I'll be going as well, since we are now
apparently RSVPing via public post.

> Last the correct dose of Valium is between 2 and 10 mg every
three to
> four hours. Of course the real question is how do you get your
REGULAR
> doctor RX it for you. It has taken me about 10 years of hard
work and
> study to learn the answer, and it would be un ethical of me to
reveal
> the secrets of the sect of the sacred white coat. But I do have a
home
> remedy for foot and toe nail fungus, free of charge, if anyone is
> interested.

I'll call you the minute I see little mushrooms on my toes. As far
as valium is concerned, I smile really sweetly and ask for just a
few tranquilizers.

If I ever got turned down I'd probably call my father, the
pharmacist. But, then, that could be playing it fast and loose.
(Gentlemen: you could make the joke, sure. But how would you
feel about yourselves afterward. Just a little cheap? Sure. It's too
easy. Also, your bullet-riddled bodies would be found floating in
the Pacific Ocean, with their heads and hands discarded
separately in the Cleveland National Forest. That could be a
problem for your families, with no way for the cops to identify your
remains. Just a thought.)

--Q.M.
Received on 2002-08-07 23:31:25

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