Fw: E-mail Forwarders 12 step program

From: 7visions <7visions_at_prodigy.net_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Sat, 17 Aug 2002 01:01:47 -0700

This is what I REALLY need to send :)

THE E-MAIL FORWARDERS 12 STEP PROGRAM

EVERYONE PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR MONITOR
AND REPEAT THESE WORDS WITH ME:

(1) I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if
     I DON'T forward an email!

(2) I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward an e-mail.

(3) Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria's Secret
doesn't know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me.

(4) Ford Motors will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail
to more than 50 people!

(5) I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from
Coca-Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, OutBack SteakHouse or anyone
else if I send an e-mail message to 10 people.

(6) I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail..NEVER!

(7) There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not
gullible enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding
an e-mail message to 10 or more people!

(8) There is NO kid with cancer involved with the Make-a-Wish program in
England collecting anything! He did when he was 7 or 8 years old. He is now
cancer-free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANYMORE POST CARDS
or GET-WELL CARDS.

(9) The government does NOT have a bill in Congress called 601B (or
whatever they named it this week) that if passed, will enable them to charge
us 5 cents for every e-mail message we send.

(10) There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flowers,
characters, or program that I will receive immediately after I forward
a specific e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!!

(11) The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to a certain
 individual dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail
address I send this to.

(12) And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things by
telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in Jesus Christ. If God wants to
 send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on!
And my friends already know that I love them - whether or not I respond to or forward an email.

Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, and
send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full
moon or you will surely be constipated for the next three months and all of your
hair will fall out. Oh, and you will have really good luck and Jesus really WILL love
you if you send me $20.

 


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Received on 2002-08-17 00:55:38