Equal time

From: 7visions <7visions_at_prodigy.net_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Tue, 17 Jun 2003 13:18:49 -0700

I decided to be racist against white people...let me know if anyone is offended ;)

Lenny
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Redneck Sexual IQ Test




A condom is a large apartment complex.
True or False

Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
True or False

Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
True or False

A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
True or False

A G-string is part of a fiddle.
True or False

Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
True or False

Testicles are found on an Octopus.
True or False

Asphalt describes rectal problems.
True or False

Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
True or False

Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
True or False

An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
True or False

A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
True or False

An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
True or False

A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
True or False

An erection is when Japanese people vote.
True or False

A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
True or False

Pornography is the business of making records.
True or False

Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
True or False










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Received on 2003-06-17 13:25:09