Re: The Ultimate Purity Test

From: 7visions <7visions_at_prodigy.net_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Thu, 24 Jul 2003 00:12:08 -0700

HERE IS MY SCORE COMPARED TO MIKE AND DAVID EADINGTON...

( Joya, are you enjoying this???))

I am actually more pure than Mike...( by a little)


LENNY

Self-Lovin' 46.7%
When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself

Shamelessness 85.7%
Has yet to see self in mirror

Sex Drive 84.2%
The Pope is envious

Straightness 28.6%
Done the nasty, but not creatively

Gayness 16.1%
Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame

Fucking Sick 94.7%
Refreshingly normal

You are 59.85% pure
Average Score: 72.3%
 
the overall score (note the 19-point difference). So I wouldn't exactly
call you the proverbial drift o' driven snow...

MIKE

Category: Self-Lovin':
Your Score: 35.0% (When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself)
Average: 64.7%

Category: Shamelessness
Your Score: 45.2% (Puts 'em on the glass)
Average: 79.1%

Category: Sex Drive
Your Score: 60.5% (A fool for love, but not always)
Average: 77.4%

Category: Straightness
Your Score: 7.1% (Knows the other body type like a map)
Average: 44.5%

Category: Gayness
Your Score: 91.1% (Repressed, are we?)
Average: 82.8%

Category: Fucking Sick
Your Score: 92.9% (Refreshingly normal)
Average: 89.7%

Overall: You are 57.54% pure
Average Overall Score (of 168,880 people tested): 72.3%

DAVID EADINGTON

> I actually came out a bit purer than I thought. I'll have to work on
> that...
>
> Category Your Score Average
> Self-Lovin' 13.3% 64.7%
> I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you
> Shamelessness 42.9% 79.1%
> Puts 'em on the glass
> Sex Drive 39.5% 77.4%
> I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!
> Straightness 1.8% 44.5%
> Knows the other body type like a map
> Gayness 85.7% 82.8%
> Repressed, are we?
> Fucking Sick 52.2% 89.7%
> Dipped into depravity
>
> You are 38.11% pure
> Average Score: 72.3%
>
> ...of course, most of the blame can be laid (so to speak) on my
> relative heterosexuality.
>
> - David
>
>
Received on 2003-07-24 00:13:41