Re: I'm sending my kids to camp!!!

From: David Coons <yahoo_at_artscans.com_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Sun, 03 Aug 2003 22:19:59 -0700

That Christian camp reads like a true winner. Note that swimsuits
are strictly prohibited.

The Christian Movie Guide on that page also brilliantly skewers
the latest Disney/Pixar film:

> The movie, Finding Nemo incorporates an exaggerated use of
> unnecessarily bright colors, and hues (especially pink and yellow).
> As True Christians™, we know that these colors are like a trail
> of poop leading right up to the rabbit hole of homosexuality.

And down the rabbit holes of our souls, no doubt. With apologies
to Joya.

And further down:

> "You mark my words. Before you know it, your own son will be dying
> his hair orange and having sex with a dolphin - and you will be forced
> by law to accept their relationship as normal."
>
> - Pastor Deacon Fred

Note, I actually *liked* Finding Nemo.
Can it, John!

dc




Hiram Gonash wrote:
> Click on the little tyke top middle of the page...
>
> <a href="http://www.landoverbaptist.org/">Landover Baptist</a>
Received on 2003-08-03 22:19:01

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