Re: Oh, yes.

From: Hiram Gonash <okfreddy_at_hotmail.com_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Thu, 04 Dec 2003 16:57:46 -0000

Y'know, yesterday I was going to post that you should consider
offering naughty pictures of yourself if you received a certain level
of monetary contributions but I thought you'd get offended by the
suggestion.

I mean, you've tried the Amazon Honor box. You've tried blatant
begging. What's left but to sell out using the naughtiness ticket.

But I figured you'd never stoop THAT low and so no post.

Now look at you. You've not only sold out, you're getting desperate.
Is it really that bad? Is trashing your image really worth the extra
web hits and possible cash. Why not just make an amateur porn film for
selling via your blog? Hmmm...

Think of it. We could shoot on weekends. John and/or DC could do the
filming. Wouldn't need much of a script or acting. DC could make some
high quality scans for promotional purposes. Keith could add in killer
special effects. Eadington and John could handle worldwide
translations ("Ich kom!") for expanded audience appeal.

Or - better still - hold an auction. Top 5 bidders will get to appear
with you in the film. Gender not an issue. Species negotiable.

We could bring reality to the "camel incident"...

--Ozzy

Let me guess, I've brought new meaning to the term "Dead Meat"...



--- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_yahoogroups.com, mayhem <meurtre_at_e...>
wrote:
> I have to admit, it's getting better; it's getting better all the
time.
>
> Though it still doesn't pass what we might call "The Freisinger
Test"--it
> is *not* putting money in my pocket.
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Received on 2003-12-04 08:58:25