Could someone please call and claim the stuff they left behind from
our New Years Eve Afternoon party on Wednesday:
* one hen
* two ducks
* three squawking geese (which are driving us crazy at night!)
* four corpulent porpoises (we have to refill the pool hourly...)
* five limerick oysters
* six pairs of Donald Frago's favorite pairs of tweezers
* seven thousand Macedonians in full battle rage (the neighbors are
complaining...)
* eight brass monkeys from the ancient, sacred crypts of Egypt
* nine old spinsters sipping sarsaparilla through thin, stick straws,
and
* ten lyrical, spherical old men on roller skates with a slight
propensity for the procrastination of Slivian Slaw - slaw as in cole
slaw - all going around at the same time.
Thank you.
The Ozzies
Received on 2004-01-01 21:58:46
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