Happy St. Patty's Day!

From: Georgie Hinklemyer <samoolives_at_yahoo.com_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Thu, 18 Mar 2004 06:51:24 -0000

Heard on the radio whilst driving.

Sure an' good ol' Pat was drivin' along when he turns a corner and
gets a terrible shock! There's a tree smack in the middle o' the
road, it 'tis! He cranks the wheel far over to avoid it, ye know, and
faith an' begorrah there's another one just like it! Woo. He turns
the wheel again, and there's yet another one, and another, and
another! Well, soon enough there's a police siren and ol' Pat's
pulled over.

"Well, Pat, me boy. What do ye think you're doing driving like that?"
 asks the officer.

So Pat proceeds to tell him the whole story, how he was avoidin' the
trees and all.

"Whist! Pat! Not again," moans the cop. "Look in your car, man.
That's your tree deodorant!"
Received on 2004-03-17 22:52:28