CDC warning: new STD

From: Georgie Hinklemyer <samoolives_at_yahoo.com_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Tue, 14 Dec 2004 04:30:52 -0000

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is
contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is
called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").

Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past
4 years, and in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves
from this especially virulent disease.

Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim
include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder
traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor;
chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive
dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced
xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions;
exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; ignorance
of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical
theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing
behavior.
Received on 2004-12-13 20:31:23