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SO there I was stopped at the red light on 67th and Lexington in my
Mini Cooper when this yellow Hummer rear-ended me. Before I could jump
out and confront the moron driver, he backed up and drove off!! I was
able to get his license plate number before he disappeared. I had seen
the Badonkadonk on Amazon a few weeks prior and had thought that it was
awesome, but the high shipping costs made me hesitant to buy it.
However, with the Hummer incident fresh in my mind, I rushed home and
placed an order for the Badonkadonk on the spot! Since I used my
Amazon.com visa, I received 19,999 points which was cool -- I am going
to use the points to buy an U2 edition Ipod which will go well in my
Badonkadonk. But I digress! With FedEx overnight delivery, I had the
Badonkadonk in my posession the next morning. I obtained the address of
the Hummer driver from my contacts at the DMV and drove over to his
crib and smoked his hummer using the built in Argon-freon-fusion laser.
All that was left of the Hummer was a smoking hunk of metal. As I drove
off, I could see the owner of the Hummer run out of house in his
underwear and throw himself on the ground in front of the charred ruin
in despair. It caused a tremendous sense of elation in me.
The Badonkadonk is well worth the investment; the built in Alpine 1200
Watt stereo system means that you can listen to your tunes and travel
in style. And the Recaro racing seats and Momo shift knobs are cool.
Run, don't walk, to your computer and order the Badonkadonk now -- you
won't be sorry!
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Received on 2005-12-21 14:42:10