Re: Re: Please tell me this is a hoax...

From: Mikal <mikalm_at_ix.netcom.com_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Thu, 13 Jun 2002 17:03:01 -0700

Mr. Oisboid,

Your OSO Group "name" -- "H****Gonads" -- is a slur on the Hero of my
ancient Fraternity, as well as something of a revelation of our secrets. I
am suffering severe emotional distress and lowered self-esteem from this
insensitive attack on my historically-persecuted, alternative-spirituality
group, and am demanding civil damages of $44 million.*

You will hear from my lawyer soon.

Michael "A Person of Square" Marinacci


*Yesterday Earth First! got $4.4 mil for the distress of the Feds
investigating them as a terrorist organization...having a bomb explode in
your car after having yourself photographed in BDUs and toting Uzis, and
threatening companies and individuals with violence, WILL ATTRACT OFFICIAL
ATTENTION IN SUCH A SITUATION, kids. I figure that I can do you for at
least ten times what Dynamite Darryl and the Trustafarian Losers got.
Received on 2002-06-13 17:02:52