Re: Please tell me this is a hoax...

From: olivestarlightorchestra <samoolives_at_yahoo.com_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Fri, 14 Jun 2002 03:13:16 -0000

Mister Marinacci,

The name of Hiram Gonash has little resemblance to the Hiram Abif of
Masonic Lore and would easily withstand a lawsuit. It's a name I came
up with many moon ago when I suffered the slings and slights (in
Hebrew) of Sunday School. Amazing what boredom does for one's
creativity.

BTW, who's your lawyer? Oh no! You wouldn't - not *HIM*. Do you
think he'd forgive all those years of torment? Do you think he'd
believe all those years of torment were not by my hand but by the
corrupted mind of HIS OWN BROTHER!?!

Let not the blame for this bout of shenanigans fall on me but instead
where it properly belongs - namely the King/Queen of Pranks, the
infamous John "Who the hell dragged me into this? I'm trying to study
Romany or her sister." Turley.

Anyway, with six-plus billion people on this planet - deviancy is the
genetic/statistical norm no matter how you measure it. You got to
learn to live with it and if your self-esteem gets a boo-boo then
you'll learn to live with that too.

Ain't life grand? What the hell am I saying here? I need more sleep.
Ciao!
Dean posing as Debbie subbing in for Dean

--- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_y..., "Mikal" <mikalm_at_i...> wrote:
> Mr. Oisboid,
>
> Your OSO Group "name" -- "H****Gonads" -- is a slur on the Hero of
my
> ancient Fraternity, as well as something of a revelation of our
secrets. I
> am suffering severe emotional distress and lowered self-esteem from
this
> insensitive attack on my historically-persecuted,
alternative-spirituality
> group, and am demanding civil damages of $44 million.*
>
> You will hear from my lawyer soon.
>
> Michael "A Person of Square" Marinacci
>
>
> *Yesterday Earth First! got $4.4 mil for the distress of the Feds
> investigating them as a terrorist organization...having a bomb
explode in
> your car after having yourself photographed in BDUs and toting Uzis,
and
> threatening companies and individuals with violence, WILL ATTRACT
OFFICIAL
> ATTENTION IN SUCH A SITUATION, kids. I figure that I can do you for
at
> least ten times what Dynamite Darryl and the Trustafarian Losers
got.
Received on 2002-06-13 20:13:19