Re: Please tell me this is a hoax...

From: tschibasch <tschibasch_at_yahoo.com_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Fri, 14 Jun 2002 09:41:53 -0000

Attention Mssrs. Oisboid and Marinacci:

Please refrain from bring either me or my brother into this silly
argument. If you two have a dispute, I suggest that it be settled
in "the proper way" in front of Larry Elder on Moral Court. If you
mention my name again, I may have to bring a lawsuit against both of
you (along with everyone is this group) for causing me low self-
esteem. Indeed, as I ponder it, this slander might also be
retroactively responsible for the loss of my job.

And for the record, I am the "King of Pranks", not the "Queen of
Pranks", or in fact the "Queen" of anything.

Thank you.




--- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_y..., "olivestarlightorchestra"
<samoolives_at_y...> wrote:
> Mister Marinacci,
>
> The name of Hiram Gonash has little resemblance to the Hiram Abif
of
> Masonic Lore and would easily withstand a lawsuit. It's a name I
came
> up with many moon ago when I suffered the slings and slights (in
> Hebrew) of Sunday School. Amazing what boredom does for one's
> creativity.
>
> BTW, who's your lawyer? Oh no! You wouldn't - not *HIM*. Do you
> think he'd forgive all those years of torment? Do you think he'd
> believe all those years of torment were not by my hand but by the
> corrupted mind of HIS OWN BROTHER!?!
>
> Let not the blame for this bout of shenanigans fall on me but
instead
> where it properly belongs - namely the King/Queen of Pranks, the
> infamous John "Who the hell dragged me into this? I'm trying to
study
> Romany or her sister." Turley.
>
> Anyway, with six-plus billion people on this planet - deviancy is
the
> genetic/statistical norm no matter how you measure it. You got to
> learn to live with it and if your self-esteem gets a boo-boo then
> you'll learn to live with that too.
>
> Ain't life grand? What the hell am I saying here? I need more sleep.
> Ciao!
> Dean posing as Debbie subbing in for Dean
>
> --- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_y..., "Mikal" <mikalm_at_i...> wrote:
> > Mr. Oisboid,
> >
> > Your OSO Group "name" -- "H****Gonads" -- is a slur on the Hero
of
> my
> > ancient Fraternity, as well as something of a revelation of our
> secrets. I
> > am suffering severe emotional distress and lowered self-esteem
from
> this
> > insensitive attack on my historically-persecuted,
> alternative-spirituality
> > group, and am demanding civil damages of $44 million.*
> >
> > You will hear from my lawyer soon.
> >
> > Michael "A Person of Square" Marinacci
> >
> >
> > *Yesterday Earth First! got $4.4 mil for the distress of the Feds
> > investigating them as a terrorist organization...having a bomb
> explode in
> > your car after having yourself photographed in BDUs and toting
Uzis,
> and
> > threatening companies and individuals with violence, WILL ATTRACT
> OFFICIAL
> > ATTENTION IN SUCH A SITUATION, kids. I figure that I can do you
for
> at
> > least ten times what Dynamite Darryl and the Trustafarian Losers
> got.
Received on 2002-06-14 02:41:54