Re: Please tell me this is a hoax...

From: HiramGonash <okfreddy_at_hotmail.com_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Fri, 14 Jun 2002 16:06:05 -0000

Only deviant perverted sickos appear on that show.

--- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_y..., "tschibasch" <tschibasch_at_y...>
wrote:
> Attention Mssrs. Oisboid and Marinacci:
>
> Please refrain from bring either me or my brother into this silly
> argument. If you two have a dispute, I suggest that it be settled
> in "the proper way" in front of Larry Elder on Moral Court. If you
> mention my name again, I may have to bring a lawsuit against both of
> you (along with everyone is this group) for causing me low self-
> esteem. Indeed, as I ponder it, this slander might also be
> retroactively responsible for the loss of my job.
>
> And for the record, I am the "King of Pranks", not the "Queen of
> Pranks", or in fact the "Queen" of anything.
>
> Thank you.
>
>
>
>
> --- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_y..., "olivestarlightorchestra"
> <samoolives_at_y...> wrote:
> > Mister Marinacci,
> >
> > The name of Hiram Gonash has little resemblance to the Hiram Abif
> of
> > Masonic Lore and would easily withstand a lawsuit. It's a name I
> came
> > up with many moon ago when I suffered the slings and slights (in
> > Hebrew) of Sunday School. Amazing what boredom does for one's
> > creativity.
> >
> > BTW, who's your lawyer? Oh no! You wouldn't - not *HIM*. Do you
> > think he'd forgive all those years of torment? Do you think he'd
> > believe all those years of torment were not by my hand but by the
> > corrupted mind of HIS OWN BROTHER!?!
> >
> > Let not the blame for this bout of shenanigans fall on me but
> instead
> > where it properly belongs - namely the King/Queen of Pranks, the
> > infamous John "Who the hell dragged me into this? I'm trying to
> study
> > Romany or her sister." Turley.
> >
> > Anyway, with six-plus billion people on this planet - deviancy is
> the
> > genetic/statistical norm no matter how you measure it. You got to
> > learn to live with it and if your self-esteem gets a boo-boo then
> > you'll learn to live with that too.
> >
> > Ain't life grand? What the hell am I saying here? I need more
sleep.
> > Ciao!
> > Dean posing as Debbie subbing in for Dean
> >
> > --- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_y..., "Mikal" <mikalm_at_i...> wrote:
> > > Mr. Oisboid,
> > >
> > > Your OSO Group "name" -- "H****Gonads" -- is a slur on the Hero
> of
> > my
> > > ancient Fraternity, as well as something of a revelation of our
> > secrets. I
> > > am suffering severe emotional distress and lowered self-esteem
> from
> > this
> > > insensitive attack on my historically-persecuted,
> > alternative-spirituality
> > > group, and am demanding civil damages of $44 million.*
> > >
> > > You will hear from my lawyer soon.
> > >
> > > Michael "A Person of Square" Marinacci
> > >
> > >
> > > *Yesterday Earth First! got $4.4 mil for the distress of the
Feds
> > > investigating them as a terrorist organization...having a bomb
> > explode in
> > > your car after having yourself photographed in BDUs and toting
> Uzis,
> > and
> > > threatening companies and individuals with violence, WILL
ATTRACT
> > OFFICIAL
> > > ATTENTION IN SUCH A SITUATION, kids. I figure that I can do you
> for
> > at
> > > least ten times what Dynamite Darryl and the Trustafarian Losers
> > got.
Received on 2002-06-14 09:06:06