An aside

From: olivestarlightorchestra <samoolives_at_yahoo.com_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Sat, 29 Jun 2002 20:03:03 -0000

Since I don't get out much what with kids, no life, and all. This
e-group has exceeded my expectations. I think I've had more 'contact'
in the past few weeks than over the past few years.

I really need a life.

And you know you CAN make a difference.

GOAL is a charity based in Chatsworth California. It's purpose: to
promote the happiness and wellbeing of Dean Oisboid and family. Think
of the joy you'd bring to three small faces by making a small weekly
donation of just $49.95. Donate NOW and you'll receive an MP3 of the
smallest child playing 'Happy Birthday' perfectly on an old decrepit
Steinway.

Your money would go only for entertainment and travel. Not a cent
would be used on necessities. Imagine the delight you'd be giving with
your donation: Candy! Movies IN A MOVIE THEATER!! Legoland IN
EUROPE!!!

Hurry - send your money NOW - the Oisboids are waiting.

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Ozzy,

You persuasive bastard. You touched my heart and my pursestrings.
Start my charitable donation of:

___ $49.95 / week.
___ No wait, I want to give more. $100 / week.
___ Clean out my accounts! Here's the number ____________________

Give Ozzy A Life

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The above is a parody stemming from boredom which happens when you
don't have a life. You don't really have to send money.

Unless you WANT to.
Received on 2002-06-29 13:03:09