Re: An aside

From: DNE44 <dne_at_dslextreme.com_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Sun, 30 Jun 2002 00:07:53 -0000

Pshaw! (no relation to LShaw)

If you *really* want to make a difference, send your money to SADE
(no, not the singer, the 'Society for the Advancement of David
Eadington'). Your contribution will be entirely non-tax deductible,
and you will be sending a message that really matters. We don't know
what that message is, or to whom it matters, but the message will be
loud and clear.

Thank you for your generous support!

--- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_y..., "olivestarlightorchestra"
<samoolives_at_y...> wrote:
> Since I don't get out much what with kids, no life, and all. This
> e-group has exceeded my expectations. I think I've had
more 'contact'
> in the past few weeks than over the past few years.
>
> I really need a life.
>
> And you know you CAN make a difference.
>
> GOAL is a charity based in Chatsworth California. It's purpose: to
> promote the happiness and wellbeing of Dean Oisboid and family.
Think
> of the joy you'd bring to three small faces by making a small
weekly
> donation of just $49.95. Donate NOW and you'll receive an MP3 of
the
> smallest child playing 'Happy Birthday' perfectly on an old
decrepit
> Steinway.
>
> Your money would go only for entertainment and travel. Not a cent
> would be used on necessities. Imagine the delight you'd be giving
with
> your donation: Candy! Movies IN A MOVIE THEATER!! Legoland IN
> EUROPE!!!
>
> Hurry - send your money NOW - the Oisboids are waiting.
>
> -----
>
> Ozzy,
>
> You persuasive bastard. You touched my heart and my pursestrings.
> Start my charitable donation of:
>
> ___ $49.95 / week.
> ___ No wait, I want to give more. $100 / week.
> ___ Clean out my accounts! Here's the number ____________________
>
> Give Ozzy A Life
>
> -----
>
> The above is a parody stemming from boredom which happens when you
> don't have a life. You don't really have to send money.
>
> Unless you WANT to.
Received on 2002-06-29 17:07:58