Re: Retraction

From: olivestarlightorchestra <samoolives_at_yahoo.com_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Tue, 06 Aug 2002 02:10:25 -0000

To the Late Mr. Eadington,

A gentle reminder that Ms. McCann is on the moderating staff and the
least she may do to you is revoke your membership privileges. I
shudder in horror to consider the worst she may do to you:

1. Force you to teach Lenny French past perfect tenses.

2. Tie you to a stiff wooden chair to watch Glendale Ogre repeatedly
with your eyelids sewn open whilst the theme from Teletubbies plays
softly in the background.

3. Give you a ticket to France - 1st class - that leaves LAX in 5
minutes.

Or

4. Say "Da-vid" over and over in her exasperated voice (you know the
one).

--D.O.
(sacrificing himself for the cause)

--- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_y..., "DNE44" <dne_at_d...> wrote:
> I, David Eadington, do hereby retract and apologize for the highly
> inappropriate and unprovoked joke in my previous post regarding Joy
> Whittemore McCann. She is an honored and respected member of this
> group, and I have sullied her name in a cheap attempt to wrest
laughs
> from other readers. I acted impulsively and unwisely. I will
endeavor
> to avoid such japes in the future and to hold myself to the higher
> standard expected of me.
>
> I can only hope that she finds the compassion in her heart to
forgive
> me for my lapse of judgment.
>
> Contritely,
> - David.
Received on 2002-08-05 19:10:26