Favorite new euphemism

From: dne44 <dne_at_dslextreme.com_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Sat, 26 Apr 2003 02:38:14 -0000

Ran across this one on one of the online job boards (from a legit
staffing company):

"Director of First Impressions"

i.e., receptionist.



Here's the ad:

Director Of First Impressions
 
Important position as you will be the face of the company. Greet
visitors, assign offices to guests, coordinate entire company. E-mail
calendar each evening for plan of next days schedule. Must be able to
multitask, be well organized, confident, with a high service
aptitude. Must be polished and eager to learn. A great place to start
and build your career. Bachelors requires, proficient in MS office.
If qualified e-mail resume to mlakritz nelsonjobs.com for immediate
consideration.

All this can be yours, at the beautiful salary of $35K (in SF)
Received on 2003-04-25 19:38:16