Hate to be a killjoy, and I am not singling you out Joya but...
Economy is in the toilet....
Gains from the War in Iraq are becoming harder to see
Nobody even TALKS about the environment any more
Teachers are being laid off
And people are being distracted with shit like this and American Idol
But hey...someone is getting rich....
God Bless America
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> America's Top Model, Tuesdays at 9?
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> They just had the second episode last night.
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> Very entertaining, actually.
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> Poor Katie got voted off last night for being too conventionally hot
(imagine a slimmer, dainter-featured Salma Hayek). Turns out she did
"Playboy" once.
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> I liked Elyse and Ebony the best right off the bat, because they're both
so unusual. Elyse is a waify militant atheist, pre-med, with spiky
dyed-black hair and big pale eyes. She looks a bit like Enya or Winona
Ryder on a starvation diet. Ebony is a bald muscular black lesbian from New
York City with big dark eyes - think Grace Jones but more fun. Both of
these two get a lot of interview time, maybe because they're unusual
personally, &/or have strong personalities, or maybe because they're
probably the two most unusual looking. This week, they both went on rants
that didn't make them seem quite as nice, but were highly entertaining. But
I'd say now I also like Adrienne. Adrienne is a smoker, smoker-voiced bad
girl, who looks like she belongs in those ads where they're all partying
with heavy mascara smudges under their eyes. She was annoying Elyse by
continually quoting Jay and Silent Bob.
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> Fourth I'd put Giselle, who seems bubbly and I like the fact that she has
this mole on her nose. Robin is completely annoying, but I like that she's
a "plus size" (yeah, right! Not an ounce of fat I can see - it all looks
like muscle - she looks like the average woman with a good body) and "old"
(26!), and she does have a certain spark when she is modelling - even though
I can't stand her otherwise. Robin, Kesse and (I think) Shannon have a
Bible study group going in the hotel suite, and Robin is a preacher type,
who this week was baiting both Elyse and Ebony over different things. I
think I know which California Blonde (not that they're actually from here,
they just have that look) is which - I think the curly-haired one with the
horse teeth who's a Christian virgin is Shannon, and that the
straight-haired one is Nicole (I remember nothing else about Nicole, but she
may be the one who, next week, it's hinted, doesn't want to do the photo
shoot with snakes). Kesse (spelling?) looks sort of pinch-faced to me,
but not in her posed photos. I suppose the high forehead, features all
together look works for Christina Ricci, but Christina's more interesting
looking, in my opinion - though the comment was made by more than one person
on the show that they thought Kesse looked like Tyra Banks, who is the host.
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> They're all tall - 5'9" to 5'11". Elyse is the thinnest at about 112;
Robin is the heaviest at 165. The rest mostly weigh in the lower 130s.
Elyse and Adrienne are light-eyed brunettes, Shannon and Nicole are golden
blondes, Ebony, Kesse and Robin are black, and Giselle (and Katie, before
last night) are Hispanic, I think.
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> I forget who got voted off the first week, but among the 12 other
semi-finalists who didn't make the "come to New York" cut, the standouts in
my mind were the dirt-poor black girl who I felt bad for (like she and her
4-5 siblings were neglected and raised in foster care type poor!), and one
horribly annoying bleach-platinum-blonde with dark eyes who insisted she
knew she was better than all the other girls, and that her mother called her
every day to tell her how much better she was than the rest of the world.
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Received on 2003-05-28 22:15:28