Re: the political test

From: dne44 <dne_at_dslextreme.com_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Fri, 25 Jul 2003 00:01:26 -0000

Joy-

You're just getting purer as you get older.

- David

--- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_yahoogroups.com, "toughslush"
<meurtre_at_e...> wrote:
> I really lost out, here. Probably has to do with the relative
weight
> they place on anal activity vs., say, B&D. Or maybe I just don't
> remember everything I've done over the years.
>
> --Q.M.
>
> Category: Self-Lovin'
> Your Score: 50%
> Avg: 64.7%
> Explored the pleasures of the flesh.
>
> Category: Shamelessness
> Your Score: 69%
> Avg: 79.1%
> It takes a couple of drinks.
>
> Category: Sex Drive
> Your Score: 52%
> Avg: 77.4%
> A fool for love, but not always.
>
> Category: Straightness
> Your Score: 8%
> Avg: 44.5%
> Knows the other body type like a map.
>
> Category: Gayness
> Your Score: 28%
> Avg: 82.8%
> At least one weekend of ecstacy.
>
> Category: Fucking Sick
> Your Score: 77%
> Avg: 89.7%
> Refreshingly normal.
>
> You are 49% pure.
> Average Score: 72.3%
>
>
> --- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_yahoogroups.com, "Mikal"
> <mikalm_at_i...> wrote:
> > David,
> >
> > Actually, you out-filthed me on every category, and really kicked
> my ass on
> > the overall score (note the 19-point difference). So I wouldn't
> exactly
> > call you the proverbial drift o' driven snow...
> >
> > Mike's scores, once more:
> >
> > Category: Self-Lovin':
> > Your Score: 35.0% (When I think about you - or anyone - I touch
> myself)
> > Average: 64.7%
> >
> > Category: Shamelessness
> > Your Score: 45.2% (Puts 'em on the glass)
> > Average: 79.1%
> >
> > Category: Sex Drive
> > Your Score: 60.5% (A fool for love, but not always)
> > Average: 77.4%
> >
> > Category: Straightness
> > Your Score: 7.1% (Knows the other body type like a map)
> > Average: 44.5%
> >
> > Category: Gayness
> > Your Score: 91.1% (Repressed, are we?)
> > Average: 82.8%
> >
> > Category: Fucking Sick
> > Your Score: 92.9% (Refreshingly normal)
> > Average: 89.7%
> >
> > Overall: You are 57.54% pure
> > Average Overall Score (of 168,880 people tested): 72.3%
> >
> >
> >
> > > I actually came out a bit purer than I thought. I'll have to
work
> on
> > > that...
> > >
> > > Category Your Score Average
> > > Self-Lovin' 13.3% 64.7%
> > > I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you
> > > Shamelessness 42.9% 79.1%
> > > Puts 'em on the glass
> > > Sex Drive 39.5% 77.4%
> > > I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!
> > > Straightness 1.8% 44.5%
> > > Knows the other body type like a map
> > > Gayness 85.7% 82.8%
> > > Repressed, are we?
> > > Fucking Sick 52.2% 89.7%
> > > Dipped into depravity
> > >
> > > You are 38.11% pure
> > > Average Score: 72.3%
> > >
> > > ...of course, most of the blame can be laid (so to speak) on
> my
> > > relative heterosexuality.
> > >
> > > - David
> > >
> > > --- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_yahoogroups.com, "Mikal"
> <mikalm_at_i...>
> > > wrote:
> > > > Knowing this crowd, I'm suprised nobody besides me has
> taken "The
> > > Ultimate
> > > > Purity Quiz" (http://www.theferrett.com/purity/) yet, and
> posted
> > > their
> > > > results...
> > >
> > >
> > >
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Received on 2003-07-24 17:01:32

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