Why I'm marrying this woman

From: dne44 <dne_at_dslextreme.com_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Sat, 26 Jul 2003 06:56:25 -0000

Tamara puts us all to shame (because she has none):

Category Your Score Average
Self-Lovin' 33.3%
When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself

Shamelessness 47.6%
Puts 'em on the glass
 
Sex Drive 39.5%
I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!
 
Straightness 1.8%
Knows the other body type like a map
 
Gayness 17.9%
Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame

Fucking Sick 41.6%
Don't look in the basement
 
You are 30.18% pure
Average Score: 72.3%
 

--- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_yahoogroups.com, "dne44" <dne_at_d...>
wrote:
> I actually came out a bit purer than I thought. I'll have to work
on
> that...
>
> Category Your Score Average
> Self-Lovin' 13.3% 64.7%
> I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you
> Shamelessness 42.9% 79.1%
> Puts 'em on the glass
> Sex Drive 39.5% 77.4%
> I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!
> Straightness 1.8% 44.5%
> Knows the other body type like a map
> Gayness 85.7% 82.8%
> Repressed, are we?
> Fucking Sick 52.2% 89.7%
> Dipped into depravity
>
> You are 38.11% pure
> Average Score: 72.3%
>
> ...of course, most of the blame can be laid (so to speak) on my
> relative heterosexuality.
>
> - David
>
> --- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_yahoogroups.com, "Mikal"
<mikalm_at_i...>
> wrote:
> > Knowing this crowd, I'm suprised nobody besides me has taken "The
> Ultimate
> > Purity Quiz" (http://www.theferrett.com/purity/) yet, and posted
> their
> > results...
Received on 2003-07-25 23:56:30

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