Re: Bush campaign slogans

From: Mikal <mikalm_at_ix.netcom.com_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Wed, 24 Sep 2003 15:02:42 -0700

And now, for a rebuttal (courtesy Neal Boortz):

'Bush's Illegal War' Questionnaire

Please answer as many of the following questions as you can, and as many
with a straight face as possible. Please answer quickly as you already have
all of the answers.


1. Since George W. Bush is evil, and thought by some to be far more
dangerous than Saddam Hussein, could you please list the instances you are
aware of where George W. Bush has ordered the murder, torture and rape of
American citizens, like yourself, who oppose his presidency.

2. Could you list any sites of mass graves of American citizens ordered to
be killed by the Bush administration?

3. Further, could you please list the instances you are aware of when George
W. Bush has ordered the murder of members of his own family.

4. Do you feel that Saddam Hussein possessed no weapons he was specifically
forbidden to have by the UN; for example, the Scud missiles he fired into
Kuwait during the first two weeks of the war?

5. How do you think Saddam was able to fire weapons that he didn't have?

6. Are inspectors inspectors, or are inspectors detectives?

7. How many more months would you have given Saddam Hussein to comply with
the 17 UN resolutions, passed over 12 years?

8. If you owned an apartment building, for how many months would you allow a
tenant to defy you to kick him out for not paying the rent he owes?

9. If the UN, and the previous administration, were convinced Saddam Hussein
had weapons of mass destruction, and used that as a basis for their actions
against Iraq, how do those reasons evaporate when applied by the Bush
administration?

10. If the Bush administration, led by the evil GWB, lied about weapons of
mass destruction in order to go to war, why haven't we found any WMD
secretly planted by the Bush administration?

11. If you feel it would be too difficult to plant WMD in Iraq, because
there are too many people watching, such that no one can do anything sneaky
in Iraq, then why can't we find Saddam?

12. Do you disagree with the statement..."The weapons of mass destruction
used in the 9/11 attacks were box-cutters"?

13. Do you think finding an airplane fuselage in a terrorist training camp
in northern Iraq means terrorists were practicing hijackings? If not, for
what purpose do you think they were using the airplane?

14. Knowing what little you may know about spy satellites, what do you think
Iraq was hiding using the tunnel-digging equipment they bought from the
French some 5 years ago?

15. Why do you think Iraq had a 'Higher Committee for Monitoring the
Inspection Teams' headed by Hussein's Vice-President, and son, Qusay?

16. The fact that Iraq trained experts to foil UN weapons inspectors is
documented not just by U.S. intelligence organizations, but also by those of
many other countries. Why do you think Iraq needed to use these tactics, if
George W. Bush is lying?

17. In 1995, Iraq admitted it had biological weapons. They declared they
had, for example, 8500 liters of anthrax. Where did they all go? If Iraq
destroyed them, why would there be any need for more UN resolutions after
that?

18. When do you think Iraq abandoned their existing Weapons of Mass
Destruction program? What do you think was their motivation for abandoning
it- the 17th time the UN said 'pretty please', or the fact that it was
spending too much money that could be used for social programs to improve
the lives of Iraqi citizens?

19. Do you think the bio-weapons lab vehicles found in Iraq were being used
as lunch wagons, or as mobile auto detail trucks?

20. If a terrorist organization attacked America tomorrow by spraying
anthrax over a large city, would you blame George W. Bush for not doing
enough?

21. Would Hillary?

22. How many minutes after the attack do you think it would take for Hillary
to appear on CNN?

23. If an illegal U.S. president declares an illegal war, wouldn't the two
cancel each other out?

Bonus Question: Do you think O.J. killed Ron and Nicole, or was he the
victim of a massive conspiracy to plant evidence by many separate divisions
of the LAPD?
Received on 2003-09-24 15:01:40