Re: I'm back...from El Paso

From: Georgie Hinklemyer <samoolives_at_yahoo.com_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Thu, 22 Jan 2004 06:24:53 -0000

--- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_yahoogroups.com, "Hiram Gonash"
<okfreddy_at_h...> wrote:
> Hooters. Very nice - lots of families there.

*ahem* But notice it was mostly not YOUR family!!


> * (Do *NOT* ask about El Paso strip joints. Some visuals are best
left
> unmentioned,
>
> Errr, to clarify, my brother and I would never avail of such
demeaning
> establishments. We don't do that sort of thing. Instead we do
> "research" from the outside of such places so that we may properly
> reinforce our moral superiority and save the cost of admission in
the
> process.
>
> OK, we're too cheap dammit.

Not to mention a couple of warm welcomes waiting for you back home as
alternative incentives.

Ladies & gentlemen of the Olives, please be reassured that Mr. Ozzy
did NOT ogle anything other than PHOTOS of .. er .. shall we say
"rather zaftig females". (Or so he claims..) Nor did he get a tattoo
of a horned toad on his patoot at La Pintura just this side of the
border. And the rumor that he ended up drunk as a skunk in the gutter
outside of La Vida Loco and was rolled over into Oklahoma to get the
stench out of good ol' Texas, well, that's just plain false. As a
result, Mr. Ozzy currently has NO bruises or black eyes, no broken
bones, and is able to sit in a chair comfortably. For now.

His loving wife,
Helen Damnation
Received on 2004-01-21 22:24:57