Re: Moron Blogs

From: toughslush <meurtre_at_earthlink.net_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Fri, 06 Feb 2004 21:52:37 -0000

I like "raise taxes and rabbits." It's a zeugma, you know.

--- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_yahoogroups.com, "Hiram
Gonash" <okfreddy_at_h...> wrote:
> I mean, more on Blogs.
>
> Under Links you'll find my 3 new mirrors for Little Mr Mahatma.
> zBlogger proved to be too unreliable - pity, 'cause I liked it.
>
> The main site has two RSS feeds.
>
> And I got fan comments! 5 of them and all supportive. My
readership is
> quickly approaching quadruple digits. With that kind of Net
support I
> was thinking of running for President. Whatd'ya think?
>
> "Dean in 2008" - YEAH!!!
>
> And I could have Lenny as my running mate:
> Lenny: "Dean..."
> Dean: "What is it now, Lenny?"
> Lenny: "I've been boppy again, Dean."
> Dean: "Aww jeez Lenny, You're gonna get us kicked out of the
White
> House...What did I tell 'bout bein' boppy?"
> Lenny: "Tell the story Dean..."
> Dean: "Forgot it again did you? What am I going to do with you."
> Lenny: "Tell the story.."
> Dean: (sigh) "Politicians ain't got nobody. They're hated and
feared."
> Lenny: "But not us because...you tell it."
> Dean: "But not us because.."
> Lenny: "I got you and you got me."
> Dean: "Awww, you know the words."
> Lenny: "Tell the story. And we're gonna live in a big White
House and
> raise taxes and rabbits..."
> Dean: "That's right. And if someone says don't invade my
country, why?
> , we'll go right ahead and invade them anyways. We won't have
to
> listen to nobody."
> Lenny: "An' we'll live off the fatta the land!!!"
> Dean: "Yes, Lenny, we will, won't we?"
Received on 2004-02-06 13:53:09