Re: Moron Blogs

From: Georgie Hinklemyer <samoolives_at_yahoo.com_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Sat, 07 Feb 2004 19:24:30 -0000

What the *BLEEP* is a zeugma?!?
And don't tell me to read your *%$# blog because I don't go there.
Only two thangs write blogs...(sorry, Ozzy made me say that!)

--- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_yahoogroups.com, "toughslush"
<meurtre_at_e...> wrote:
> I like "raise taxes and rabbits." It's a zeugma, you know.
>
> --- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_yahoogroups.com, "Hiram
> Gonash" <okfreddy_at_h...> wrote:
> > I mean, more on Blogs.
> >
> > Under Links you'll find my 3 new mirrors for Little Mr Mahatma.
> > zBlogger proved to be too unreliable - pity, 'cause I liked it.
> >
> > The main site has two RSS feeds.
> >
> > And I got fan comments! 5 of them and all supportive. My
> readership is
> > quickly approaching quadruple digits. With that kind of Net
> support I
> > was thinking of running for President. Whatd'ya think?
> >
> > "Dean in 2008" - YEAH!!!
> >
> > And I could have Lenny as my running mate:
> > Lenny: "Dean..."
> > Dean: "What is it now, Lenny?"
> > Lenny: "I've been boppy again, Dean."
> > Dean: "Aww jeez Lenny, You're gonna get us kicked out of the
> White
> > House...What did I tell 'bout bein' boppy?"
> > Lenny: "Tell the story Dean..."
> > Dean: "Forgot it again did you? What am I going to do with you."
> > Lenny: "Tell the story.."
> > Dean: (sigh) "Politicians ain't got nobody. They're hated and
> feared."
> > Lenny: "But not us because...you tell it."
> > Dean: "But not us because.."
> > Lenny: "I got you and you got me."
> > Dean: "Awww, you know the words."
> > Lenny: "Tell the story. And we're gonna live in a big White
> House and
> > raise taxes and rabbits..."
> > Dean: "That's right. And if someone says don't invade my
> country, why?
> > , we'll go right ahead and invade them anyways. We won't have
> to
> > listen to nobody."
> > Lenny: "An' we'll live off the fatta the land!!!"
> > Dean: "Yes, Lenny, we will, won't we?"
Received on 2004-02-07 11:25:00