A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a
while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice,
"Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.
In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are
blind, that you should know five things...
One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
boxer.
Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a Professional
wrestler,
and
Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt
in
karate, and a very bad attitude!
"Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says:
"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Sorry, couldn't resist. Just a dumb guy...
Received on 2004-02-20 09:41:49
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