Re: Bad Ozzy

From: herownsourgelatine <dlinden_at_jhmi.edu_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2004 14:12:05 -0000

Any of you see the recent film "The Limey"? It featured the following exchange....

Q: What's the smartest thing ever to come out of a woman's mouth?

A: Einstein's dick.

HOSG




--- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_yahoogroups.com, "Hiram Gonash" <okfreddy_at_h...>
wrote:
> A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
> stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a
> while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice,
>
> "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"
>
> The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.
>
> In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
> that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are
> blind, that you should know five things...
>
> One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
>
> Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
>
> Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
> boxer.
>
> Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a Professional
> wrestler,
> and
>
> Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt
> in
> karate, and a very bad attitude!
>
> "Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that
> joke?"
>
> The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says:
>
> "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
>
> ------
>
> Sorry, couldn't resist. Just a dumb guy...
Received on 2004-02-24 06:14:34