I recall several years ago that I visited Dean and Debbie with a
really low-budget 1953 sci-fi movie called "Retik, the Moon Menace".
The plot: Some guys build a rocket to go to the moon to stop an
impending invasion by lunar aliens. The Earth is saved. Totally dated
and ridiculous. You get the idea.
Debbie, working at JPL and knowing about interplanetary flight, was
commenting on the rocket's overall improbable structure when the
following exchange took place:
The captain yells: "C'mon, let's go!", and three guys climb on the
ramp to board the rocket. One women then gets on the ramp. The captain
quickly objects: "Not you. Space is no place for a girl!"
Debbie growls in disgust. Dean and I laugh.
The woman says to the captain: "You better let me join you. After all,
who is going to do all the cooking and laundry on this space journey?"
The captain answers: "Okay, I'll put you in the kitchen."
More howls from the guys. :-)
John
--- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_yahoogroups.com, "herownsourgelatine"
<dlinden_at_j...> wrote:
> Any of you see the recent film "The Limey"? It featured the
following exchange....
>
> Q: What's the smartest thing ever to come out of a woman's mouth?
>
> A: Einstein's dick.
>
> HOSG
>
>
>
>
> --- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_yahoogroups.com, "Hiram Gonash"
<okfreddy_at_h...>
> wrote:
> > A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
> > stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a
> > while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice,
> >
> > "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"
> >
> > The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.
> >
> > In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
> > that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are
> > blind, that you should know five things...
> >
> > One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
> >
> > Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
> >
> > Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
> > boxer.
> >
> > Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a Professional
> > wrestler,
> > and
> >
> > Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt
> > in
> > karate, and a very bad attitude!
> >
> > "Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that
> > joke?"
> >
> > The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says:
> >
> > "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
> >
> > ------
> >
> > Sorry, couldn't resist. Just a dumb guy...
Received on 2004-02-24 16:14:49