Re: Bad Ozzy

From: Georgie Hinklemyer <samoolives_at_yahoo.com_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Wed, 25 Feb 2004 06:47:10 -0000

Actually, John, I believe the lady (and I use the term loosely; she
was unchaperoned and isolated with three males during the flight, you
sexist &_at_$!@^*) proved her necessity by reporting that highly trained
scientific men were completely incapable of brewing a potable cup of
coffee.
Present company excepted, of course!
--D.

--- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_yahoogroups.com, "tschibasch"
<tschibasch_at_y...> wrote:
> I recall several years ago that I visited Dean and Debbie with a
> really low-budget 1953 sci-fi movie called "Retik, the Moon Menace".
>
> The plot: Some guys build a rocket to go to the moon to stop an
> impending invasion by lunar aliens. The Earth is saved. Totally
dated
> and ridiculous. You get the idea.
>
> Debbie, working at JPL and knowing about interplanetary flight, was
> commenting on the rocket's overall improbable structure when the
> following exchange took place:
>
> The captain yells: "C'mon, let's go!", and three guys climb on the
> ramp to board the rocket. One women then gets on the ramp. The
captain
> quickly objects: "Not you. Space is no place for a girl!"
>
> Debbie growls in disgust. Dean and I laugh.
>
> The woman says to the captain: "You better let me join you. After
all,
> who is going to do all the cooking and laundry on this space
journey?"
> The captain answers: "Okay, I'll put you in the kitchen."
>
> More howls from the guys. :-)
>
>
> John
>
> --- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_yahoogroups.com, "herownsourgelatine"
> <dlinden_at_j...> wrote:
> > Any of you see the recent film "The Limey"? It featured the
> following exchange....
> >
> > Q: What's the smartest thing ever to come out of a woman's mouth?
> >
> > A: Einstein's dick.
> >
> > HOSG
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > --- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_yahoogroups.com, "Hiram Gonash"
> <okfreddy_at_h...>
> > wrote:
> > > A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to
a bar
> > > stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a
> > > while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice,
> > >
> > > "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"
> > >
> > > The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.
> > >
> > > In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you
tell
> > > that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are
> > > blind, that you should know five things...
> > >
> > > One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
> > >
> > > Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
> > >
> > > Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a
professional
> > > boxer.
> > >
> > > Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a Professional
> > > wrestler,
> > > and
> > >
> > > Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black
belt
> > > in
> > > karate, and a very bad attitude!
> > >
> > > "Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to
tell that
> > > joke?"
> > >
> > > The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says:
> > >
> > > "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
> > >
> > > ------
> > >
> > > Sorry, couldn't resist. Just a dumb guy...
Received on 2004-02-24 22:47:14