FW: My lawn chair is out and the beer is cold

From: soudiz <soudiz_at_yahoo.com_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Sat, 17 Apr 2004 19:26:51 -0000

Whatever I must do to support my country:

MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY AS YOU MAY ALREADY
KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN
HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.

SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE
ASKED TO >> >WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP
WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR
ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT. ALL MEN
ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE
TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY
THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO
SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.

AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD
6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN
SENTIMENT. THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO
ROOT OUT TERRORISTS >> AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS
ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

GOD BLESS AMERICA. IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON
Received on 2004-04-17 12:27:04