Re: FW: My lawn chair is out and the beer is cold

From: tschibasch <tschibasch_at_yahoo.com_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Mon, 19 Apr 2004 22:54:27 -0000

I certainly approve of any opportunities to see naked women and drink
alcohol. However, this suggestion comes a little late, doesn't it? The
Taliban ruled Afghanistan from 1996 until 2001. Some pockets of
Taliban may exist here and there, scattered in the mountains, but they
are effectively gone from power.

Now that that said..... Heck, let's celebrate anyway! :-)

John


--- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_yahoogroups.com, "soudiz" <soudiz_at_y...>
wrote:
> Whatever I must do to support my country:
>
> MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY AS YOU MAY ALREADY
> KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN
> HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.
>
> SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE
> ASKED TO >> >WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP
> WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR
> ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT. ALL MEN
> ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE
> TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY
> THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO
> SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.
>
> AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD
> 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN
> SENTIMENT. THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO
> ROOT OUT TERRORISTS >> AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS
> ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.
>
> GOD BLESS AMERICA. IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON
Received on 2004-04-19 15:54:41