Re: FW: My lawn chair is out and the beer is cold

From: Hiram Gonash <okfreddy_at_hotmail.com_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Tue, 20 Apr 2004 15:12:35 -0000

No offense vampie but I can't picture you sitting on lawn chair with a
six-pack of America's Best at your side, ogling naked wimmen. Too
unrefined for a person of your demeanor.

You'd need a massive sun umbrella, a waiter to bring you your
ice-chilled vodka and to clip your cuban cigars, and the women -
ahhhh, finely imported virgins from parts unknown, dancing for your
amusement. You wear a fez and a fine white linen suit. Your
man-servant Lenshaw awaits your every command:

"Yess, Meester Turley! As you weesh, Mr. Turley! Henhh, henhh.."

Life for you is good.

-Ozzy

--- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_yahoogroups.com, "tschibasch"
<tschibasch_at_y...> wrote:
> I certainly approve of any opportunities to see naked women and
drink
> alcohol. However, this suggestion comes a little late, doesn't it?
The
> Taliban ruled Afghanistan from 1996 until 2001. Some pockets of
> Taliban may exist here and there, scattered in the mountains, but
they
> are effectively gone from power.
>
> Now that that said..... Heck, let's celebrate anyway! :-)
>
> John
>
>
> --- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_yahoogroups.com, "soudiz" <soudiz_at_y..
.>
> wrote:
> > Whatever I must do to support my country:
> >
> > MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY AS YOU MAY ALREADY
> > KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN
> > HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.
> >
> > SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE
> > ASKED TO >> >WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP
> > WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR
> > ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT. ALL MEN
> > ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE
> > TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY
> > THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO
> > SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.
> >
> > AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD
> > 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN
> > SENTIMENT. THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO
> > ROOT OUT TERRORISTS >> AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS
> > ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.
> >
> > GOD BLESS AMERICA. IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON
Received on 2004-04-20 08:13:30