George W. Bush is a Teenage Girl

From: 7visions <7visions_at_prodigy.net_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Thu, 30 Jun 2005 15:38:16 -0700

When I hear Bush's ever-changing rationale for our involvement in Iraq, it reminds me of nothing so much as one of my girls at Malibu High making excuses in a typically roundabout way:

"OK, here goes! Omigod....

"So its like Saddam has these weapons and like... he is sooooo lying about them so like we go there and like Omigod, there are like nooooo weapons, like sooooo annoying! So yeah but like he oppressed his people, and like Omigod he was like soooo retarded, and we caught him in a spiderhole, and he like hadn't shaved ..like SOOOOO grody... but then like OTHER people came, like totally random terror people, like people who might even attack like here, like OMIGOD"

"But then my Mom, she is like SOOOOO retarded, she said like Saddam did not have anything to do with that, and like she goes there are like even MORE of those scary people now where like Saddam used to be, and they even got elected in like Iran, which is like even bigger than Iraq, like WHOA...

"But like, that means like we have to fight them too now that Saddam is gone, (like he was sooooo grody...) And there are like, Omigod, soooo many random people and like.. WHATEVER!!!!!!!

L

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Received on 2005-06-30 15:34:25