Re: George W. Bush is a Teenage Girl

From: Joy McCann <jmmccann_at_sbcglobal.net_at_hypermail.org>
Date: Thu, 30 Jun 2005 16:00:37 -0700

You would have preferred that he say, "we're going into Iraq to prove
that we can stick a war out without running away like we did in
Mogadishu, and to put the fear of God in the Saudis, so they'll get
serious about helping us round up terrorists there, and to grab the
most desirable piece of real estate in the middle east so that none of
the state-sponsored groups will want to fuck with us"?

That sounds a little bald to me.

--J


On Jun 30, 2005, at 3:38 PM, 7visions wrote:

>
>
> When I hear Bush's ever-changing rationale for our involvement in
> Iraq, it reminds me of nothing so much as one of my girls at Malibu
> High making excuses in a typically roundabout way:
>
> "OK, here goes! Omigod....
>
> "So its like Saddam has these weapons and like... he is sooooo lying
> about them so like we go there and like Omigod, there are like nooooo
> weapons, like sooooo annoying! So yeah but like he oppressed his
> people, and like Omigod he was like soooo retarded, and we caught him
> in a spiderhole, and he like hadn't shaved ..like SOOOOO grody... but
> then like OTHER people came, like totally random terror people, like
> people who might even attack like here, like OMIGOD"
>
> "But then my Mom, she is like SOOOOO retarded, she said like Saddam
> did not have anything to do with that, and like she goes there are
> like even MORE of those scary people now where like Saddam used to be,
> and they even got elected in like Iran, which is like even bigger than
> Iraq, like WHOA...
>
> "But like, that means like we have to fight them too now that Saddam
> is gone, (like he was sooooo grody...) And there are like, Omigod, 
> soooo many random people and like..     WHATEVER!!!!!!! 
>
> L    
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