Re: Non-PC "1st Ever" Blond Guy Joke
Was the guy blonde, or a baby-faced biologist? I mean, let's stick
with the facts.
--J
On 6/6/07, Hiram Gonash <okfreddy_at_hotmail.com> wrote:
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> Don't ask where, how, or why.
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> *****
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> The 1st Ever Blond GUY Joke
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> An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blond Guy were doing construction work on
> scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
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> They were eating lunch when the Irishman said, "Corned beef and
> cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm
> going to jump off this building!"
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> The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
> get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too!"
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> The blond guy opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a
> bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping, too!"
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> The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
> cabbage, and jumped to his death.
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> The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
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> The blond guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
> death as well.
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> At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
> known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
> would have given it to him again!"
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> The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos
> or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
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> (Oh this is GOOD!)
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> Everyone turned and stared at the blond guy's wife, who said, "Don't
> look at me. He made his own lunches."
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Received on 2007-06-07 01:30:59
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