Okay, here goes:
Q: What was Rachel Corrie's favorite soft drink?
A: Orange Crush!
Q: What was Rachel Corrie's favorite vegetable?
A: Squash!
Q: What was her favorite candy?
A: Nestle's Crunch!
Q: How do you pick up American chicks in Gaza?
A: With a spatula!
Q: Why is Rachel Corrie like musical notes?
A: Because since she didn't C Sharp, she'd B Flat!
I feel sorry for Rachel's parents -- they'll never be able to look at a pancake with strawberry syrup the same way again!
Did you hear that Rachel's corpse was delivered to her parents the other day?
Yup -- they weren't home at the time, so the delivery man just slid Rachel under the door!
> > Anybody heard any good RACHEL CORRIE jokes?
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> Why no, Mike. Do you have any? Perhaps you'd like to share them with us.
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> --J ;) Just trying to be of service.
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