Uh, Mike?
We were ignoring you. And those truly tastless jokes.
-G.
--- Mikal <mikalm_at_ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> Okay, here goes:
>
> Q: What was Rachel Corrie's favorite soft drink?
> A: Orange Crush!
>
> Q: What was Rachel Corrie's favorite vegetable?
> A: Squash!
>
> Q: What was her favorite candy?
> A: Nestle's Crunch!
>
> Q: How do you pick up American chicks in Gaza?
> A: With a spatula!
>
> Q: Why is Rachel Corrie like musical notes?
> A: Because since she didn't C Sharp, she'd B Flat!
>
> I feel sorry for Rachel's parents -- they'll never
> be able to look at a pancake with strawberry syrup
> the same way again!
>
> Did you hear that Rachel's corpse was delivered to
> her parents the other day?
> Yup -- they weren't home at the time, so the
> delivery man just slid Rachel under the door!
>
>
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>
> > > Anybody heard any good RACHEL CORRIE jokes?
> >
> > Why no, Mike. Do you have any? Perhaps you'd like
> to share them with us.
> >
> > --J ;) Just trying to be of service.
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