There is NOTHING that will keep you are your toes more than a room full of
hyperactive pre-teens!!!!
Mr. Shaw
----- Original Message -----
From: "Hiram Gonash" <okfreddy_at_hotmail.com>
To: <OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Tuesday, August 31, 2004 8:18 AM
Subject: [OliveStarlightOrchestra] Re: How I spent my summer vacation...and
entire ban...
> OK, I'll fess up.
>
> I got my ass handed to me by a bunch of hyperactive pre-teens, who
> thought nothing was more fun than stalking the grown-up. No matter
> where I hid or ran there was always a trio of giggling chirp-twerps
> firing at me. They were masters of the shoot-and-scoot, run-and-gun.
> It was hell trying to get one of those little speed demons.
>
> Adam told me his ploy was to crawl up the ramp and take out people as
> they came down. He got me repeatedly by looking and then firing over
> the ramp using the wall as a shield. Smart kid - he's grounded until
> 2020.
>
> (*sigh*) I was nothing more than a big, old, balding, patsy target to
> them (*sniff*). I didn't get any respect, even on my birthday.
>
> But at least I have a drivers license!!! Nyaaah, nyahhh!
>
> --- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_yahoogroups.com, "Georgie Hinklemyer"
> <samoolives_at_y...> wrote:
> > --- In OliveStarlightOrchestra_at_yahoogroups.com, "Hiram Gonash"
> > <okfreddy_at_h...> wrote:
> > > Mind you, I have years of experience playing armed tag though not
> > with
> > > something as wimpy as a laser. I played the real man's game - with
> > > BBs! - and had a known reputation as a courageous, resourceful,
> and
> > > to-be-feared opponent.
> >
> > I'll let others take you on about this...
> >
> >
> > >
> > > I grabbed Jason and went to the nearest bar (at Farrells), got a
> > > couple of pints (of ice cream), and drowned our misery. War is
> hell
> > > we agreed and - dammit! - Farrells needs table dancers.
> >
> > Actually, we never went near Farrells after we went into the arcade.
> >
> > Just trying to maintain some level of truthfulness here.
> > -G.H.
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Received on 2004-08-31 22:00:35